why is the earth round? i have just the answer

i feel like a peanut. a shelled two lumped peanut sitting here. dont ask why, i just do

so, kiddies, why is the earth round (my blog COULD be educational but we dont want young uns to ask what f*** is now do we?)

the earth is round because.... if it was square, how awkward would it be to turn. plus, lets admit it. its easier to shape modelling clay into a circle, ball, whatever. then to actually mould it perfectly into a square.

god had 7 days. the same amount the ring gives you before she kills you i dont know how. even she uses circles... obviously, living or dead, everyone prefers round

think of it. 7 days to make the whole entire universe. when you have that much time, admit it, you would rush. you would make the easist shape. the modest no cornered circle. so thats just what he did.

also, consider space ships that fly past? thats another reason our earth's edges are baby proofed. god loves his children, he baby proofed any sharp corners so we could blissfully sail by in space.

now lets ask ourselves, if the earth is round, why is it the southern hemisphere hasnt fallen off? its what people asked before galileo set the record straight. i have no clue how he did it actually.
i used to think he was a saint. thats just me being the tool i am.

galileo told them about gravity. the concept i dont understand because how could the water stick to the earth? i mean, if you put a magnet in water then lift it up, the water, besides a few meaningless drops, remains in the cup. it doesnt slither out with the magnet. so that theory, has its flaws.

obviously, the world must be flat, thats how we have the worlds end, says a pirate. poor bugger. he spends most his time harrassing towns, getting p*ssed off his face with rum, he hasnt sailed far enough.... to fall into space.

the only reason, possible reason, was that god simply superglued the south. so. im SORRY harold wesley coover, it wasnt you who invented it...

all that there, galileo would have ordered my head on a platter for being a waste of my dads money on education. so instead of my creative mind running off(what you no funners call, my weird mind, what my head of boarding calls, my UNIQUE mind) my intelligient mind steps in and says:

lets just chill. who cares if the earth is round, square, flat, pyramid-like, were all alive, lets just chill and open another bottle of bundy rum and celebrate.

cheers and thanks for reading this... random useless topic.
xxxx
cha ;)