turtles :)

On the subject of turtles. Coz they are amamzing

Turtles. Arnt they just magnifique? Besides a snail, they have a shell on their back! Imagine just being like, f*** the world im going inside my shell. Then just chilling on the shore, digging your eggs, taking your time coz you’re a turtle.

They even multitask! They can be awkward, ninjas, duuuuudes helping a clown fish, or soup! Preferably not soup. But a turtle. Arnt they just fricken gorjous?

They just shuffle along the shore, chilling out, taking it easy. And they don’t need alcohol to do that. They don’t have to walk home after a stoned night out.

Even when their babies are swooped by gulls. Yo don’t see them struggling wildly. You see them just chilling being like, ‘dude its mean to be…’ as they fly off to the distance. it shows how accepting they are of fate and their lives.

Turtles have feelings. When they are being killed by hunters, I heard they cry, because theyre sad. I actually burst into tears when I heard this. But thank god they arnt killed in Samoa anymore. I don’t want to eat it… or use its shell to look like a hardcore.

I remember me and one of my cousins ogling the hot dude who ran a restaurant. Shes more sensible then I am, I suggested we tell him I lost my pet turtle (while she, outside the shop nearby lets it go to run away like in angus thongs and perfect snogging) so hel come help me look and wel hook up and all will be good. Until she pointed it out that turtles don’t move like cats. By time he got there, it would of only moved a centimetre from her foot.

Then her little sister let the dragon fly she caught go. I said that we could use a dragonfly for this plan instead of a turtle. Problem is, dragonflies can move quicker, but too quick.

So. Turtles are the best. Fricken amazing. Taking their time, walking along the shore. Stopping for the occasional nom at the seaweed on the shore, then saying see ya later fellas, and swim off to the sunset.

And that. Is the daily fricken awesome life of a turtle.

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