(x) johnny english 2
funnier that... oh wait... equal to austin powers. english agent, a 'hit' with the ladies, except austin just says funny things, theres rowan atkinson on screen turning everything he touches to dust. hahah i cant wait to see this, i think its released at the end of the year.
i read its summary thing online. it sounds good! i hope it lives up to the standards it set in the first movie.
i was reading the cast list, and natalie imbruglia is not in it! we all have to admit, the smart accomplices (boff (?) and detective cambell) working with the... well, leader of the gang (english) whose described as a 'fruit cake' (actually that was the mr bean goes to LA movie but johnny english is similar).
so, looking foward to see more of this funny chap's movie
(x) pirates of the carribean 4
i know its out already, 'may'. but i havent seen it, im one of those people who cant be bothered paying $15 dollars for a movie when i can rent it for $5. some people i hear from are disapointed. they need Will Turner and the chick to make their day. im personally reather have Jack Sparrow. he adds the humor, and the action as well as the trouble to kick start the action. apparently this time, hes caught up with evil mermaids, black beard, his daughter, zombies, and... a fountain of youth! i kinda guessed it was going to have some fountain of youth thing shoved in there, you could see in the third movie when hes fiddling with that circle map.
please dont disapoint when i do see you :) pleeeeease
(x)harry potter the last one.
i havent seen the first part or second part, or read the book. apparently this ones a pleaser but thats relying on the words of my 'harry potter does no wrong' friends. i want to hear what non brainwashed people have to say for it. i dislike harry potter, i dislike voldemort, i dislike the silly names they give some things (hufflepuff doesnt sound medevally nor majically awesome, it sounds like an evolution of jigglypuff) things like that.
hopefully this movie will NOT waste the $15 i pay for it, or the $5 if i choose to flick it till dvd.
harry, if voldemort doesnt kill you, and this movie is boring, il kill you myself.
() the dawn treader
me and my mates joke about going to narnia, stealing the white witches wand and conjuring up pizza and grog. now. theres a hot prince which we joke about. i really think some of my friends arnt joking though... kinda scary. this one, apparently he has a beard. i nearly choked on the hot dog i was eating. that would ruin his princely charm. even though hes not real, everyone can admit he looked better without it. the only facial hair that is mildly attractive and suits some people is the modest stubble. so princeys got a boat, sailing around, i havent read much on it. but i know hes looking for 7 nobles who were kicked out when his uncle thought itl be a good idea to be king.
() breaking dawn
the prepubescent girls who attack each other over edward and jacob cant wait for this one. and once again, like harry potter, its something a non fan has to tell you about if its good or just plain crap.
UNLIKE harry potter, i have read the book. im assuming everyone knows about it so bella has a baby, bes a vampire, the freaky fellas in rome decide it was a crap choice so they decide to see this fr themselves.
it doesnt... excite me.
(x) the rite
heres what im looking for! a good horror movie! none of this western style ghost that runs around slashing people, this ones got a demon! but unlike paranormal activity, i hope this makes possesion scary like the movie 'possession' did. and possession wasnt even a horror! AND its a true story! holy s*** i have to see this. its not suitable for extreme christians coz of the whole excorsising, and vatican involvement, like the davinci code kinda thing... it follows a young priest training to perform rites, many times, the evil dude tests his faith... guessing its not for the weak hearted
() the room mate
now we all know i love horror movies, their different from reality because theyre so twisted and not something you see everyday. leighton meester plays a stalker chick who starts killing off everyone in her room mates family... so... it kinda puts you off sharing a college room or boarding school room. its more crime than horror... i just read... but still kinda like prom night and THAT was worth watching
() the eagle
judging by what channing tatum is wearing (my much loved ancient greek warrior outfit) this one i am definitely watching. unfortunately its not on the trojan war. its more on some army went out with their pet eagle to the edge of the known world, 20 years later some other fella sets out to find them. actually, it sounds s*** but i cant judge till i watch can i?
(x) i am number four.
it has alex pettyfer in it. that is all <3
() vanishing on 7th street
it sounds like the 'legion' + 'war of the worlds.
shadowy figures outside, people vanishing only their clothes left behind,
(x) beastly
once again, alex pettyfer. i know this has been out for a while but i havent seen it. il get around to $5 dvd-ing it :) like beauty and the beast, cocky hot guy gets turned into... something fugly and the only way to break it is for someone to see the inside beauty unlike him seeing the inner beauty.
(x) red riding hood
catherine hardwicke directing. its one of those you dont know if you love her style or not. but amanda seyfried, good idea using her, i love amanda seyfried! :) karen in mean girls, mama mia, dear john,
() scary movie 5
im one of the percentage of whacks who love this series. i think its smart, entertaining and ive seen all their others (date movie, epic movie, super hero movie, scary movie 1,2,3,4, vampires suck, meet the spartans, not another teen movie to name a few) this one, has house of wax, silence of the lambs, one missed call
(x) sucker punch
i have no clue what this is about but it looks cool
(x) arthur
with russel brand, this movies fate has 'funny' inscribed into it.
()scream 4
only seen the scary movie 1 parody, but it looks dam funny. (if you watch scary movie, then watch what there making fun of, its hard to not crack up, the reason the grudge wasnt as terryfying)
(x) thor
people say its amazing. ive watched greek god movies, egyptian god movies, and now theres a norse god movie, im happy :) and excited to pay $5 to watch it
(x) priest
another excorsism it looks like it. maybe its coincidental as that silly presumption on the rapture
()hangover 2
shot in phuket, where my brother and his friends go to get pissed after a hard month or two of working in offices, striving to reach number one in the business world, (they get pissed in hongkong but apparently thailand must be more fun, must be the trannies) so if you glimpse a tall half samoan australian getting smashed with someone who is a tad shorter than him, and another taller guy, let me know, thats probs him and his business partner and the other person they chill with. you know, why do they use bradley cooper, my brother and friends will get the job done in one night. or two.
(x) xmen
tony stonem is in this, i hate tony stonem. plus a rowing gappy at the boardo said he was annoying. but this is xmen! tony stonem or not, xmen is amazing shizz! i remember watching it with my mum and bro when we were younger. as well as sailor moon. (yep i forced my bro to watch sailor moon with me).
unfortunately, no wolverine. bit of a bummer really. hugh jackman MADE xmen, xmen
() transformers 3
i thought this would be the second one. but its number 3. i obviously missed something.
linkin park makes its soundtrack so im definitely watching it, it still has optimus prime and thankyou lord they kept shea lebouf
(x) rise of planet of the apes
this movie mentally scarred me 10 years ago. now the cross breed monkey humans are back to take over... its just.... wrong. just pplain wrong. if i saw this movie, seeing it free would be too expensive.
() the change up
one of the swap body comedies :) i love those. their funny, and sweet. i hope this doesnt fall beneath the standards i have personally set.
()the apparition
wey hey hey! ghost movie! now this one, i would be depressed if it was just another lame western horror (sorry, but you gotta admit, the orients do horror better )
(x) paranormal activity 3
dude, the boyfriends dead, so is her family, shes on the loose, what possibly can you do now? they arnt scary. give up. so i just read, its either going to be about what happens next, as katie ran off with her nephew, or about her ad her sisters childhood. so voting for the childhood!!!
() saw 8 EIGHT
i want to play a game... well saw guy, i wanna watch your movie!!! i love the saw series in a non creepy fanatic with gore way. my family think im messed up for watching it with excitement
(x) puss in boots
sounds really good! in this one, instead of being round shrek, who killed the shrek movies ironically, puss, humpty dumpty and his chick decide to steal the goose who lays golden eggs
() tower heist
looks like an american johnny english. it has ben stiller, i assume the american equivalent. im kinda 'whatever about this one... but it could be good. just gotta wait and see in november
() 11-11-11
i lold at the release date. its released the 11th of november 2011. it looks scary but for the love of christ, if something bad happens, dont they have the decency to release it BEFORE 11-11-11???
apparently its a warning or something... but i want to live to see it... which will possibly be 3 months after. these release dates are all american. GOOD ONE DIRECTOR jeez!
() immortals
looks like another ancient greek one. have to admit that they are the best. this one has kellan lutz, sexy emmet. emmet plays poseidon!? wtf poseidon is an old man! ok. henry cavill who is theseus doesnt look too bad. after this the worlds gonna have a new hottest guy. hes fair hot. and hes leading an army against the greek gods. good f***ing luck mate.
(x) happy feet 2
cute :)
() 28 months later
2 and a 1/6 years later, after zombies were like, hey lets go eat people. these people are still alive. if thats even possible. wouldnt they starve?
() hairspray 2
what could possibly happen in hairspray 2? theres not much on it, just 'hair spray 2'. but hey, 60's music, the jive dancing, all the good stuff
() shoot me. the last airbender 2
if the first one didnt drag and kill you... heres hoping the 2nd wont. its long. its... the only good thing was that it was the last movie i saw with my brother, thats it. so no credit to the movie itself.
() mary the mother of christ
i cant wait to see this :) no sarcasm. just that they dont make enough actually nice christian movies. if they do, its bad mouthing the vatican, talking about excorsism. all that. and mary is fair cool :)
() night at the museum 3
now this, as kiddy as it is, kiddy jokes, kiddy humor, kiddy story line, i cant wait for it!
()ouijea
bound for a fun scaring the juniors night at the boardo :) its apparently meant to out do pirates of the carribean. good luck.
()so undercover
oh sweet god it has miley in it. im putting it here, so i can watch it, and die slowly from the pain of watching miley cyrus. terrible role model. probably worse actress
()taken 2
who ever can remember the first one. liam neeson's daughter gets taken (as the title states) but now theres a second one. if this involves his daughter again, shell be scarred for life
() the hobbit,
i was meant to be an extra. but my agency arnt that bright. honestly. but hey, its the hobbit, wel just watch it and love it if its got to do with lord of the rings.
() the host
stephanie meyers alien movie. i havent read the book. but heres raised glasses to a good film
()wolverine 2
so he wasnt in first class, at least his own is coming out theres really not much info on these movies as theyre listed in coming out order on here
and among all that, remakes of some 50's horror :) lets all clap now
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