i dont like pooh, i dont like justin bieber, and i dont like harry potter.
actually its more an annoyance thing more than a hating thing
justin biebers personal haters will be gutted when i say this. i dont hate the guy. he just annoys me. hes more bearable then harry potter and pooh bear.
he just.... i dont know i cant put my finger on it... maybe i just dont like the tunes to his songs, some of the lyrics are actually quite nice and sweet. but. yeah nah i cant stand him.
actually, ive got it. i dont hate him, i just dont see what girls my age see in him. hes in my face all the time!!! its like, dude, p*ss off. can i have one day without hearing about justin bieber? but then again, writing about him isnt going to help. sorry jb haters, sorry jb lovers. i cant side with either.
so il make my own squad. just me, and whoever agrees. jb is ok, just a lad trying to make it big.
my team is called, just get out of my face bieber, then were cool.
we will run around the houses of those who hate him or are extremely obsessed singing 'que sera sera'. no relevance, but its a good song.
out of pooh and harry potter, competing for the teuila cant stand me the most title, drawing into second place is.... oh shucks i dont know.
il list why they annoy me so we can decide from there.
harry potter.
7 or 8 long books with small print. it took all that to kill an evil wizard.
its called not giving a (beep) boout the majic ministry folks, coz they want him dead and gone as much as you do. dont hold back! if i was harry potter, which im not. im a teenage chick whose daily breath depends on allanah hill's latest creative creation, if i had a wand that conjured stuff out of it, i would go right ahead and just abra kadabra the voldemort guy. but im not harry potter, hes not a chick obsessed with top model shows. im just saying, it could save a heck of time it takes to read those books to just get it done in one sentence
'teuila raised her wand, and mercilessly made a spell on voldemort.'
actually it makes sense. coz then i look like the bad guy right?
winnie the pooh. a soft toy bear, who eats honey (hunny) and has many adventures with his best mates. i cant think of why he bothers me. maybe im jealous because his biggest concern isnt money, or shelter or survival, his biggest concern is 'oh no, no hunny' whats that teaching our kids today?? your biggest concern in life is no bread spreads in your pantry so when life hurls a big one at you, like a mob of goats comes and tramples over your house, leaving nothing, then your boss gets kidnapped by aliens. how are they going to cope if their biggest concern taught to them is 'when theres zilch honey, go on an epic journey, waste your time, make your mates worry on your whereabouts, over some sticky goodness'
bad influences this lot haha
love xxxx
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