money

isnt it sad how life is ruled by money? paper and metal discs...

i thinkits sad how instead of enjoying th egoodlife, we stress about how much its gonna cost us to enjoy life.
what happened to the days exploring the cave nearby was fun? or talking to each other face to face? now every one is caught up in status. we all judge each other, if they have money, wow they must be snobby, they afford everything and enjoy flaunting it when maybe that rich person were bagging out actually donates heaps to charities and invests it in buying toys for sick children in hospital or kids in an orphanage.
then poor peole, they are looked at and instantly the label of druggo or attacker comes tom mind as we edge away from them, that person may have just lost everything because of our shit economy.

money, using it, its created a lot of grief these days, things are expensive, gamblings addictive, even basic bread and water is getting too much...

will there be a day when theres no such thing as money? where we can all just do the whole work together as a human race? i think alot of wars would stop if everyone wasnt so caught up in money money and more money. usa and middle east will chill out coz they could do trading or something, sharing.

and then theres the possession of land. this topic is a bit controversial. who are we to say that the country we live in is ours and people from overseas shouldnt be allowed to over run it and cause problems in it? then again, it is unfair that people should migrate to a different country and cause offences there. its like offending your host and its rude and disrespectful.

yeah thats a tricky topic... i dont know the figures, plus everyone commits crime, no ones perfect, yeah, but to come to someone elses country and attack people? it doesnt matter if its people migrating to aus, people migrating to china, people migrating anywhere, ye its confusing.

but our lives are ruled by something as silly yet powerful as money... bit sad. money doesnt establish equality, yet people who are not physically strong have a chance at survival because if we all did the survival of the fittest thing, im sure, as a race with values, we would revert back to animal instincts and women would get raped... mating? i dont know, and the focus wouldnt be so much on tall towers and the best technology to make life easier... itd be on mating, feeding, sleeping, basics. then again, can that be a bad thing or a good thing?

i believe theres pros and cons to everything so i cannot form an opinion that sides with one side to this, i can however, analyze the situation, and based on my peronal beliefs, form my vote on this. then again i cant because if we have one, we wont have the other, and the others pros would be obsolete yet needed to be integrated for balance. if i choose human life based on intelligience and money being the source of power, i could be agreeing to losing who we are as people, our sense of equality and poverty, whereas if i agree to humans being ruled by pure animalistic instinct and losing our morals and values, im basically saying that i agree to lose our unique way of thinking, our minds that think and our rights to what we are entitled to. we would be wandering the earth as animals, unfamiliar as we have been in this mindset of unique intelligience which allows us to invent tools, build secure and weather proof buildings for shelter, our knowledge of alot of things neccessarry for survival, its difficult to pick.

this morning of 08/09/11

last night i was having a pretty weird dream.

the ring waas chasing me
i was either a boy version of myself or myself
my name wasnt teuila it was damon
and james blunt was the supervisor...

that... is.... one dream there.
first off, id like to say i wouldnt mind if james blunt was my supervisor.. not at all! secondly, we called him uncle toby...
then there came the part the ring was after me in the form of an oddish



whaaaaat the gruntgrunt


luckily, before oddish yurei could get his/ her hands on me, mum woke me up


normally id be grumpy, but she was defrosting the freezer and there were some icecreams that needed to be eaten.

icecream for breakfast before oddish ring kills you? i think so

she was surprised when i woke up and jumped out of bed and gave her a hug.

pessismist vs optimist

Ok, people always say theres 2 sides to one story. Wrong context. 2 contexts, 2 ways to look at it. so Im wondering, does this apply to EVERY situation? I going to list some situations I find so crap to be in, and try to find a good way of looking at it. vice versa loo at good things and see the crap side of things.

Ok!
Good things that happen. A bad way to look at it.
+= is the optimist
-= the pessismist
Ok, so heres good things that happen which can have a bad viewpoint about them. this is good to show that friend whose always so happy it annoys you. just to remind them shit does happen.
Situation 1 +
I went to the shop today and saw that a bag of rainbow straps (YUM) were 50% off. So I bought double of what I usually would and enjoyed them all.
-= why were they half price? Now everyones gonna be fat (starts crying)
Situation 2 +
walking down the street during winter and the sun starts shining. Feels so good!
-= why did it have toi get hot? Im wearing my fricken winter clothes! Now im gonna sweat and smell like s***! Wtf is wrong with the sun? ramble ramble grr grr
Situation 3 +
got a 100% on your maths test
-= oh great now people will think im a nerd…
Situation 4+
you order a cheeseburger and fries at a maccas drive thru. When you reach the end, the new chick accidentally hands you a sundae, 4 fries and 2 cheese burgers. Score!
-= how does she expect me to eat this? B*tch wants me fat! Or does she think im fat already and needs more than a burger and fries to fill me up? Why cant maccas have better staff?
Situation 5+
the school selects you to be a prefect. This is perfect to put on your cv or uni thingo.
-= now il have to be pperfect and not mess up. Good one teachers. Go f*** yourself
Now something to show your negative friend.
Situation 1-
you get stuck inside doing homework while you can imagine your friends at the beach having fun.
+= have fun with the sunburn bitches!
Situation 2-
someone calls you fat
+= you can lose weight. Plus nothings wrong with more cushion. Theyl always be a dick though, now that is something to be proud of.
Situation 3-
a guy rejects you for a date and you want to just die
+= well yeah, feel like crap by all means, but that means you can do something else

situation 4-
you just bought a new dress to find it has the bissgest hole In it. was pretty expensive as well.
+= go back to the store (preferably a few minutes later) and explain the hole. If their good sales people, theyl give you a discount or give it to you for free or if they stare at you and be like, so? Talk to the manager.
Situation 5-
getting ready for school, huge pimple, no more makeup. Chucking a skitz
+= shut up, your skitz will drive your mum or sister mad whose makeup you could ask for
I actually don’t know why pimples are so bad anyway… like, theyre gross in huge crusading amounts but other than that… one pimple is just a pimple… everyone gets it

rugby world cup

so its the world cup soon. i have no idea when
but let me say this

manu samoa is going to smmmaaaaaaaaaaaaash
like, im talking full on dominate

coz we islanders are skuxx

scariest scene ever

ok im bored, i like horror movies, and i sick of the person opening the door where the killer is, i hate it when someone goes into a haunted house, and hears noises and shouts hello?

so i have thought about what IIII would do. i would survive a horror movie. im not stupid.

in the grudge, i would not walk into a house where someone has died. espesially a gruesome death

candyman: i would not be stupid enough to say candy man or bloddy mary in front of a mirror. unless i was singing candy man by christina aguilera or someone cant hear me when i answer them that id like to drink a blody mary... then if they DID come i wouldnt stand there going omg omg omg and crying.
i WOULD stand ther eand go. wtf mate your breaking the laws of physics... if they dont feel bad about that il break the mirror and put up with 7 years of bad luck

in the ring. id do what brenda did in scary movie 3. fight her instead of freaking out and letting her f*** with my face. ALSO apparently you die because your so horrified by her face. ive seen worse. thats why she probably kills you. shes so sick of people freaking out when they see eher face!

in the exocrist. for one. i wouldnt play with an ouijea board coz im NOT THAT STUPID. or if it got past that point, well. im screwed. il just say god over and over again.

if freddy kruger was chasing me, um......... i have no idea what id do but i wouldnt run into a stupid corner. il do what they say to do in inception. wake yourself up. how DID he get into dreams in the first place anyway??? and if i saw someone levitating in their dream, il wake them up. coz im once again, NOT THAT STUPID.

if jason voorhees was chasing me, il tell him his mum is the nicest lady ever. he loves his mum. so maybe hel sit there and agree and il piss off instead of screaming and standing their

michael myers was chasing me... il remind him what a sexy beast he is. confused, hel give me time to run away

the kuchisaake onna lady, pffff people have already let loose on that one, just say shes average. simple/

see, im doing what other people didnt, so... yeah. guaranteed survival.

f*cking idiots

snow white vs baby spice

i was looking back at my life. reflection.

i remebered something i took so seriously as a child, but now i can honestly just laugh about it.

back in montessori, in hongkong we were going to dress up and have a dress up party (yaaaay...)
mum had found somewhere, a snow white dress, and was planning on making me look like snow white,
from the first time i ever saw snow white, i thought she was pretty unattractive. her hair was fashioned into a black mushroom. and there was no way i was going to have my hair fashioned like that (i was a fashion conscious child...)

i kept telling mum i didnt want to wear it. (i was 3 or 4) i kicked and screamed on the day as she and my maid held me down until i ripped it off. i was determined. i was not walking downtown with a giant black bowl for hair. never.

so mum sighed and let me choose what to wear. she'd given up and went back to bed. i asked my maid to help me look like baby spice.

so there i was, walking with my maid, downtown with a pink top, two long, high ponytails as they did in the early 90's, i kept trying to pull it up to show my belly button as they did (bad influences the spice girls) but my maid kept pulling it down saying 'oh... keep it down you look silly' in fact, i thought i looked pretty sexy (i thought i was 21... now i feel 50, forgetting things and finding gray hairs).

so when i strutted into the class, the teacher looked at me, with my pink top and tiny shorts with a look (um... your meant to dress up...) i remember saying "im baby spice!!! and im sexy!" out loud. when we sat in a circle and had to say who we were. my mate, i remember, she was italian, gina, came as beauty from beauty and the beast just looked at me in horror and said 'you said a bad word...' all the kids were silent as the teachers tried to hide their amusement and my maid went bright red.

'i thought you were coming as snow white...' asked the assistant teacher who was on the verge of bursting out laughing.
'yeah but shes ugly' i said.

poor maid, i got sent home to change and mum got called by the principal asking what kind of media i was exposed to. poor mum. hahah

so after alot of tears and hitting my maid with the might of a 3-4 year old (uneffectively) i was dragged back, wearing snow white dress. the teachers said i looked 'pretty' now. amongst my tears i yelled
'i dont want to be pretty! i wanna be sexy!'

a letter to the web dude

dear webber dude,

whoever is in charge of blogger,

when i say i dont want to verify my google account my phone message, it doesnt mean you keep having the same thing pop up when i press 'skip and continue'.

my phone died the other week which involves the following- selfish annoying stepdad, a long walk to the shops in new market, and a lot of rain and gusty winds and sh*t.

currentyl my phone is dead, it has no battery because i took the two apart to attempt to dry them. and yes, it failed.

currently the battery has gone walkabouts. no, i havent piffed it at someone who eats like a cow (mouth open for the world to hear such a disgusting uncivilised sound).

and no it hasnt grown legs and flown to samoa for a party on the beach.

so no, i would not like to verify my account. the only reason im blogging right now is that the fact i have a button on my browser which opens up a new post immediately.

i understand your kind intentions, but please, dude really? change it to email. or bring back the good old security questions.
heres one il never forget:

'whats one thing that pisses you off to the point you chuck a spasm?'

answer: coweaters

'who demonstrates this perfectly and also while at it, creates a distance between yo uand your mum and uses her like a servant (making her get out of bed to get him a glass of water etc)'

answer: stepdad

yeah i really dont like him... funny story actually, its on another page

sincerely web guy, no hard feelings

tee