ok im bored, i like horror movies, and i sick of the person opening the door where the killer is, i hate it when someone goes into a haunted house, and hears noises and shouts hello?
so i have thought about what IIII would do. i would survive a horror movie. im not stupid.
in the grudge, i would not walk into a house where someone has died. espesially a gruesome death
candyman: i would not be stupid enough to say candy man or bloddy mary in front of a mirror. unless i was singing candy man by christina aguilera or someone cant hear me when i answer them that id like to drink a blody mary... then if they DID come i wouldnt stand there going omg omg omg and crying.
i WOULD stand ther eand go. wtf mate your breaking the laws of physics... if they dont feel bad about that il break the mirror and put up with 7 years of bad luck
in the ring. id do what brenda did in scary movie 3. fight her instead of freaking out and letting her f*** with my face. ALSO apparently you die because your so horrified by her face. ive seen worse. thats why she probably kills you. shes so sick of people freaking out when they see eher face!
in the exocrist. for one. i wouldnt play with an ouijea board coz im NOT THAT STUPID. or if it got past that point, well. im screwed. il just say god over and over again.
if freddy kruger was chasing me, um......... i have no idea what id do but i wouldnt run into a stupid corner. il do what they say to do in inception. wake yourself up. how DID he get into dreams in the first place anyway??? and if i saw someone levitating in their dream, il wake them up. coz im once again, NOT THAT STUPID.
if jason voorhees was chasing me, il tell him his mum is the nicest lady ever. he loves his mum. so maybe hel sit there and agree and il piss off instead of screaming and standing their
michael myers was chasing me... il remind him what a sexy beast he is. confused, hel give me time to run away
the kuchisaake onna lady, pffff people have already let loose on that one, just say shes average. simple/
see, im doing what other people didnt, so... yeah. guaranteed survival.
f*cking idiots
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