Ok, people always say theres 2 sides to one story. Wrong context. 2 contexts, 2 ways to look at it. so Im wondering, does this apply to EVERY situation? I going to list some situations I find so crap to be in, and try to find a good way of looking at it. vice versa loo at good things and see the crap side of things.
Ok!
Good things that happen. A bad way to look at it.
+= is the optimist
-= the pessismist
Ok, so heres good things that happen which can have a bad viewpoint about them. this is good to show that friend whose always so happy it annoys you. just to remind them shit does happen.
Situation 1 +
I went to the shop today and saw that a bag of rainbow straps (YUM) were 50% off. So I bought double of what I usually would and enjoyed them all.
-= why were they half price? Now everyones gonna be fat (starts crying)
Situation 2 +
walking down the street during winter and the sun starts shining. Feels so good!
-= why did it have toi get hot? Im wearing my fricken winter clothes! Now im gonna sweat and smell like s***! Wtf is wrong with the sun? ramble ramble grr grr
Situation 3 +
got a 100% on your maths test
-= oh great now people will think im a nerd…
Situation 4+
you order a cheeseburger and fries at a maccas drive thru. When you reach the end, the new chick accidentally hands you a sundae, 4 fries and 2 cheese burgers. Score!
-= how does she expect me to eat this? B*tch wants me fat! Or does she think im fat already and needs more than a burger and fries to fill me up? Why cant maccas have better staff?
Situation 5+
the school selects you to be a prefect. This is perfect to put on your cv or uni thingo.
-= now il have to be pperfect and not mess up. Good one teachers. Go f*** yourself
Now something to show your negative friend.
Situation 1-
you get stuck inside doing homework while you can imagine your friends at the beach having fun.
+= have fun with the sunburn bitches!
Situation 2-
someone calls you fat
+= you can lose weight. Plus nothings wrong with more cushion. Theyl always be a dick though, now that is something to be proud of.
Situation 3-
a guy rejects you for a date and you want to just die
+= well yeah, feel like crap by all means, but that means you can do something else
situation 4-
you just bought a new dress to find it has the bissgest hole In it. was pretty expensive as well.
+= go back to the store (preferably a few minutes later) and explain the hole. If their good sales people, theyl give you a discount or give it to you for free or if they stare at you and be like, so? Talk to the manager.
Situation 5-
getting ready for school, huge pimple, no more makeup. Chucking a skitz
+= shut up, your skitz will drive your mum or sister mad whose makeup you could ask for
I actually don’t know why pimples are so bad anyway… like, theyre gross in huge crusading amounts but other than that… one pimple is just a pimple… everyone gets it
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