a letter to the web dude

dear webber dude,

whoever is in charge of blogger,

when i say i dont want to verify my google account my phone message, it doesnt mean you keep having the same thing pop up when i press 'skip and continue'.

my phone died the other week which involves the following- selfish annoying stepdad, a long walk to the shops in new market, and a lot of rain and gusty winds and sh*t.

currentyl my phone is dead, it has no battery because i took the two apart to attempt to dry them. and yes, it failed.

currently the battery has gone walkabouts. no, i havent piffed it at someone who eats like a cow (mouth open for the world to hear such a disgusting uncivilised sound).

and no it hasnt grown legs and flown to samoa for a party on the beach.

so no, i would not like to verify my account. the only reason im blogging right now is that the fact i have a button on my browser which opens up a new post immediately.

i understand your kind intentions, but please, dude really? change it to email. or bring back the good old security questions.
heres one il never forget:

'whats one thing that pisses you off to the point you chuck a spasm?'

answer: coweaters

'who demonstrates this perfectly and also while at it, creates a distance between yo uand your mum and uses her like a servant (making her get out of bed to get him a glass of water etc)'

answer: stepdad

yeah i really dont like him... funny story actually, its on another page

sincerely web guy, no hard feelings

tee