this morning of 08/09/11

last night i was having a pretty weird dream.

the ring waas chasing me
i was either a boy version of myself or myself
my name wasnt teuila it was damon
and james blunt was the supervisor...

that... is.... one dream there.
first off, id like to say i wouldnt mind if james blunt was my supervisor.. not at all! secondly, we called him uncle toby...
then there came the part the ring was after me in the form of an oddish



whaaaaat the gruntgrunt


luckily, before oddish yurei could get his/ her hands on me, mum woke me up


normally id be grumpy, but she was defrosting the freezer and there were some icecreams that needed to be eaten.

icecream for breakfast before oddish ring kills you? i think so

she was surprised when i woke up and jumped out of bed and gave her a hug.

pessismist vs optimist

Ok, people always say theres 2 sides to one story. Wrong context. 2 contexts, 2 ways to look at it. so Im wondering, does this apply to EVERY situation? I going to list some situations I find so crap to be in, and try to find a good way of looking at it. vice versa loo at good things and see the crap side of things.

Ok!
Good things that happen. A bad way to look at it.
+= is the optimist
-= the pessismist
Ok, so heres good things that happen which can have a bad viewpoint about them. this is good to show that friend whose always so happy it annoys you. just to remind them shit does happen.
Situation 1 +
I went to the shop today and saw that a bag of rainbow straps (YUM) were 50% off. So I bought double of what I usually would and enjoyed them all.
-= why were they half price? Now everyones gonna be fat (starts crying)
Situation 2 +
walking down the street during winter and the sun starts shining. Feels so good!
-= why did it have toi get hot? Im wearing my fricken winter clothes! Now im gonna sweat and smell like s***! Wtf is wrong with the sun? ramble ramble grr grr
Situation 3 +
got a 100% on your maths test
-= oh great now people will think im a nerd…
Situation 4+
you order a cheeseburger and fries at a maccas drive thru. When you reach the end, the new chick accidentally hands you a sundae, 4 fries and 2 cheese burgers. Score!
-= how does she expect me to eat this? B*tch wants me fat! Or does she think im fat already and needs more than a burger and fries to fill me up? Why cant maccas have better staff?
Situation 5+
the school selects you to be a prefect. This is perfect to put on your cv or uni thingo.
-= now il have to be pperfect and not mess up. Good one teachers. Go f*** yourself
Now something to show your negative friend.
Situation 1-
you get stuck inside doing homework while you can imagine your friends at the beach having fun.
+= have fun with the sunburn bitches!
Situation 2-
someone calls you fat
+= you can lose weight. Plus nothings wrong with more cushion. Theyl always be a dick though, now that is something to be proud of.
Situation 3-
a guy rejects you for a date and you want to just die
+= well yeah, feel like crap by all means, but that means you can do something else

situation 4-
you just bought a new dress to find it has the bissgest hole In it. was pretty expensive as well.
+= go back to the store (preferably a few minutes later) and explain the hole. If their good sales people, theyl give you a discount or give it to you for free or if they stare at you and be like, so? Talk to the manager.
Situation 5-
getting ready for school, huge pimple, no more makeup. Chucking a skitz
+= shut up, your skitz will drive your mum or sister mad whose makeup you could ask for
I actually don’t know why pimples are so bad anyway… like, theyre gross in huge crusading amounts but other than that… one pimple is just a pimple… everyone gets it

rugby world cup

so its the world cup soon. i have no idea when
but let me say this

manu samoa is going to smmmaaaaaaaaaaaaash
like, im talking full on dominate

coz we islanders are skuxx

scariest scene ever

ok im bored, i like horror movies, and i sick of the person opening the door where the killer is, i hate it when someone goes into a haunted house, and hears noises and shouts hello?

so i have thought about what IIII would do. i would survive a horror movie. im not stupid.

in the grudge, i would not walk into a house where someone has died. espesially a gruesome death

candyman: i would not be stupid enough to say candy man or bloddy mary in front of a mirror. unless i was singing candy man by christina aguilera or someone cant hear me when i answer them that id like to drink a blody mary... then if they DID come i wouldnt stand there going omg omg omg and crying.
i WOULD stand ther eand go. wtf mate your breaking the laws of physics... if they dont feel bad about that il break the mirror and put up with 7 years of bad luck

in the ring. id do what brenda did in scary movie 3. fight her instead of freaking out and letting her f*** with my face. ALSO apparently you die because your so horrified by her face. ive seen worse. thats why she probably kills you. shes so sick of people freaking out when they see eher face!

in the exocrist. for one. i wouldnt play with an ouijea board coz im NOT THAT STUPID. or if it got past that point, well. im screwed. il just say god over and over again.

if freddy kruger was chasing me, um......... i have no idea what id do but i wouldnt run into a stupid corner. il do what they say to do in inception. wake yourself up. how DID he get into dreams in the first place anyway??? and if i saw someone levitating in their dream, il wake them up. coz im once again, NOT THAT STUPID.

if jason voorhees was chasing me, il tell him his mum is the nicest lady ever. he loves his mum. so maybe hel sit there and agree and il piss off instead of screaming and standing their

michael myers was chasing me... il remind him what a sexy beast he is. confused, hel give me time to run away

the kuchisaake onna lady, pffff people have already let loose on that one, just say shes average. simple/

see, im doing what other people didnt, so... yeah. guaranteed survival.

f*cking idiots